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Frustrated movie critics want MORE sex in Fifty Shades of Grey as flaccid flick [truncated]
UK Daily Mail ^ | February 11, 2015 | Kieran Corcoran and Olivia Foster

Posted on 02/11/2015 6:45:22 AM PST by C19fan

It may have been touted as the steamiest thing in Hollywood - but movie critics rounded on Fifty Shades of Grey for being too light on the sex. In a barrage of reviews published on Tuesday night, most of those who sat down with the raunchy adaptation ahead of its 13 February release date lamented its 'run-of-the-mill' lovemaking. One critic pointed out that sex only makes up 15 minutes of the two-hour runtime. Another pointed out that there are no visible genitals, no orgasms - and not that much nudity.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: 50shadesofgrey; bdsm; fiddyshadsofgrey; fifty; fiftyshadesofgrey; hype; mommyporn; porn; pornification; pornography; women; womenspornography; yawn
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To: central_va

Ah yes!

Exactly what Old Ben does not have.


21 posted on 02/11/2015 7:54:15 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: V_TWIN

Didn’t Chris Hensworth pass on it also?


22 posted on 02/11/2015 8:34:27 AM PST by twoputt
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To: C19fan
Not wasting my money on it, but I wonder if it will be as good as...

...which had its creepy moments but a few good ones too.

23 posted on 02/11/2015 8:36:49 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: sheana

Yeah, you sound like your like my wife, after every episode of 7 seasons of Sons of Anarchy I’d have to wipe the drool off her chin ‘cause of that guy. lol


24 posted on 02/11/2015 8:48:00 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: C19fan; Borges; Pelham

I can guarantee this flick will be nothing like that crazy lars von trier movie called Nymphomaniac parts I and II

Charlotte Gainsborough and Stellan Skaarsgard

Freepers who think this flick mild bondage flick is Sodom and Gomorrah should for sure avoid that one

I’ve never seen anything like it...it was bizarre

porn more or less to be honest...and very violent

disturbing which is i guess the point

you wonder if Birken and Serge figured their little darling would make so many crazy movies


25 posted on 02/11/2015 8:49:05 AM PST by wardaddy (glenn beck is a nauseous politically correct conservative on LSD)
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To: Larry Lucido

I liked that movie too

it was for sure kinky but poignant with a happy ending

you do know around here liking erotic flicks can get you some serious scorn


26 posted on 02/11/2015 8:50:23 AM PST by wardaddy (glenn beck is a nauseous politically correct conservative on LSD)
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To: Larry Lucido

Yeah I like James Spader but that was a weird flick. If you want to see another strange one with James Spader check this one:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/


27 posted on 02/11/2015 8:50:43 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

Yeah, heard about that one. I wonder if it’s on Netflix?


28 posted on 02/11/2015 8:54:28 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: wardaddy; V_TWIN
you do know around here liking erotic flicks can get you some serious scorn

Oh, yeah. God forbid anyone find out that I have it on first "hand" authority that there is at least one woman in the world who likes to re-enact a certain scene from Secretary. But you didn't hear that from me. :-)

29 posted on 02/11/2015 8:56:29 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: V_TWIN

Nah no drool. I think he’s cute....for a blonde.


30 posted on 02/11/2015 9:04:18 AM PST by sheana
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To: C19fan
One critic pointed out that sex only makes up 15 minutes of the two-hour runtime. Another pointed out that there are no visible genitals, no orgasms - and not that much nudity.

So ... go down to Sleazy Pete's (or the interwebz thingy) and get a porno.

Idiots.

31 posted on 02/11/2015 9:06:40 AM PST by NorthMountain
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Some weirdos pay good money for “Mistress Lyndie” to treat them like that ...


32 posted on 02/11/2015 9:11:52 AM PST by NorthMountain
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To: Larry Lucido

Now your gonna have to tell us what scene! olo


33 posted on 02/11/2015 9:12:10 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: central_va

Yeah, they’re always looking for a big thick stiff wallet.


34 posted on 02/11/2015 9:58:03 AM PST by Dalek
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To: Tijeras_Slim; cuban leaf
I heard a rumor that there's porn on the internet.

A coworker once heard such a statement and responded, "There's something ELSE on the Internet?!?"

35 posted on 02/11/2015 10:26:03 AM PST by ConservingFreedom (A goverrnment strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

“No, No, No! Not lay down.....I said SIT!


36 posted on 02/11/2015 1:32:34 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: C19fan
We've been here before. Tom Lehrer's, er, cut on the matter:

SMUT!

And, the inimitable:

Masochism Tango

...and, since I'm feeling a bit sadistic myself, I'll remind everyone that these were sung 48 years ago. Yep, two years short of half a century. If you remember them, you're too old. ;-)

37 posted on 02/11/2015 1:52:10 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: BenLurkin

Yet the book is full of that, and it is largely women complaining about things not in the movie.

As with the book, this is aimed at a female audience. If there were no women that want that, this poorly written drivel would not have sold millions and there never would have been a movie.

The last porn aimed at women which previously grew popular enough for me to hear of it was Anne Rice’s “Sleeping Beauty” trilogy. That was even more violent than this (if better written).

It never was the case that women eschew porn. Most porn aimed at the female market is three dimensional and tends to be battery operated.


38 posted on 02/11/2015 7:54:09 PM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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