Frustrated movie critics want MORE sex in Fifty Shades of Grey as flaccid flick [truncated]

UK Daily Mail ^ | February 11, 2015 | Kieran Corcoran and Olivia Foster

[C19fan]

I wonder if there will an unrated Director's Cut for the DVD. If you want the stuff left out just google those terms and you have get a couple of million results.

[V_TWIN]

I bet Charlie Hunnam is glad he passed on the lead for this. Sounds like it’s a big bust....no pun intended.

[left that other site]

Ha Ha Ha!

I’m sorry. I find this very funny! LOL!

I guess i just have a twisted sense of humor.

[cuban leaf]

I’ve always been amazed that people rent “unrated” versions of R rated comedies. I always think, just rent some “pr0n” and be done with it.

It’s best to avoid both, of course.

If they want the “raunchy stuff” they are going t need to visit that icky place with “private booths”.

[grania]

So maybe the movie is worth seeing? I don’t enjoy movies that leave nothing to the imagination.

[Tijeras_Slim]

If they want the “raunchy stuff” they are going t need to visit that icky place with “private booths”.

I heard a rumor that there's porn on the internet.

[txrefugee]

Those of us who grew up listening to stories on the radio, such as “The Shadow, “ know that the imagination is always more vivid than seeing a picture. The TV generations that followed never experienced the full development of their imagination.

[Alex Murphy]

One critic pointed out that sex only makes up 15 minutes of the two-hour runtime.

i.e. 1/8th of the movie. Do I want to know what percentage of the book is devoted to sex? Probably not.

[Da Coyote]

Earth to critics, just type in “bigboobs.com” in your browser and enjoy your p**n.

And let the rest of us watch movies worth watching, such as “American Sniper”.

[Paladin2]

That,s what drives much of the internet, apparently.

[a fool in paradise]

What’s sexy about assault and choking someone?

[a fool in paradise]

Truth be told, the frustrated critics probably wanted more sx in American Sniper as well.

[GreyFriar]

And I heard a commercial for the ‘50 shades of grey’ teddy bear for guys to buy for their girlfriends/wives.

I wonder when the hair color folks will come out with a campaign: “Free your hair from the chains of its 50 shades of grey. Buy colouro hair coloring.”

[Dalek]

I wonder if there will an unrated Director's Cut for the DVD.

I assume that's a rhetorical question. They pretty much always do that -- and it's pretty much always a trivial modification (e.g. a couple of blink-and-you'll-miss-it moments where one of the actresses shows up topless instead of in a bikini) marketed as if it were hard-core porn.

As long as hormonal teenage boys fall for it, they'll keep doing it.

[sheana]

If Charlie Hunnam was in it I might have thought about seeing it. ;)

[dfwgator]

I'll stick with my copies of "Big 'Uns"

[Tijeras_Slim]

50 Shades of Ghraib...

Original post by Joe 6-Pack

[BenLurkin]

Another pointed out that there are no visible genitals, no orgasms - and not that much nudity.

That stuff -- is not what turns women on.

[central_va]

That stuff -- is not what turns women on.

What turns on women:

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***I wonder if there will an unrated Director’s Cut for the DVD***

You mean, like CALIGULA(XXX) and CALIGULA “lite” (R)?