My Mom’s version of dignity (substitute RL LONG first name, middle name, last name) [lol]
FREE! (WHACK)
DUMB! (WHACK)
TWO! (WHACK)
THOU! (WHACK)
SAND! (WHACK)
AND THREE! (WHACK WHACK)
I think I came out better for it.
I had s Nun that would Whack your knuckles so fast you couldn’t believe it.
And it would leave a mark
She would also make you stand in the garbage can for the whole period.
I don’t think “dignity” was part of the deal