No story with a guy name “Wendell” is going to turn out good.
Especially if Wendell has a truck.
Ditto with “Wayne”...
Yeah, you’re so cliche and funny. Not really.
“http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/neville.htm";
Joking about people’s names, “Southern” names and such is stone cold ignorant. You and the other name-shamers get the dumbass of the day award and are candidates for the monthly award.