[Beave Meister]

Well, I guess it's official now. He's going to lop it off.

[Darksheare]

DNA don’t lie, he’d still be a guy.

[GilesB]

He is NOT transitioning into a woman. He is transitioning into a freak of hormones and plastic surgery. A strange and troubling old fart!

[Regulator]

Old age derangement

[LibWhacker]

...his momentous journey, to be shared with viewers on a docu-series this year.

No, thank you.

[kingu]

How sad is this? Vultures in the reality TV industry feeding off his mental illness, doctors profiting, while the gays cheer him on. Sorry, Bruce, you are a man, after all the cosmetic surgery is done, you’ll still be a man, just likely even more miserable.

[ozzymandus]

Ugly old man becomes ugly old freak. Gross.

[ansel12]

I think it is happening to me as well.

For days now I have been wanting a salad, and I have noticed for a couple of years that cat videos often appeal to me, or at least amuse me.

[Misterioso]

Publicity stunt. ☺

[Politicalkiddo]

I’m glad that People knows what I care about. /s

[Ray76]

Hahahaha! What a loser.

[South40]

"Bruce is transitioning to a woman," says a source close to the family.

That is a physiological impossibility. Jenner can make himself look like a number of different things, but his DNA will always be that of a man.

[RginTN]

what did the Khardishian women do to Jenner to make him want to unman himself?????

[Kirkwood]

Transgenders have a severe form of body dysmorphic disease, which is a recognized mental illness. I’m not supposed to say that though.

[ArcadeQuarters]

As his insanity slowly takes over and he cuts his body apart, people will say what a wonderful event this is.

[BeauBo]

Well if he is going to be a woman, let me be be the first to declare:

GUILTY!

Guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Really, this goes beyond being guilty, to some unspeakable new realm.

Making Helen Thomas look better, guilty.

[BuckeyeTexan]

I have a confession to make. I have been living a lie as an IT geek. To the very core of my being, I know without a doubt that I am a CIA assassin. Sometimes, late at night, when my family is asleep, I sneak out of the house and assassinate homeless people. I can’t help myself. They need killin’ and, anyway, it’s my real job. Don’t hate me.

I feel so much better. Thanks, y’all, for accepting the real me.

[Vendome]

Kartrannyann?

[barmag25]

Every time I see this guy I imeaditly think of me. Garrison from South Park... Or mrs. Garrison...

[MilesVeritatis]

Jenner must really want an appointment to a state post by PA governor Tom Wolf.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Much more than I needed or wanted to know. Back into the closet, please.