[CodeToad]

That’s because the real numbers don’t make Apple look as good to their paid trolls here on FR. These kids are like the other homosexuals that claim, “Heterosexual AIDS infections up 50%!”, when 2 heterosexuals got AIDS from an infected homosexual and now 3 have it; a whopping 50% increase!

[Swordmaker]

Of course, the real numbers might embarrass you, instead:

Hmmmm. . .
74 million iPhones YOY 43.1%
21.4 million iPads
5.8 million Macs.

These are, of course, just estimates from an analyst from Asia, based on analysis of shipments of sub-components to Apple's assemblers in China.