Ummm..
Your backyard - you know, where you keep these 1:1 toys - is it also known as "Oak Island" or something along those lines?
And when you play with your toys does it resemble this?
(Colors, logos, and equipment may vary...)
Hah. I have done work in Oak Island, actually... and have run 142, which you might recognize. Last big track job was inspection of the Utica Main from a couple miles above Chenango Forks up to Earlville. Army Corps of Engineers insinuated themselves into permitting for reconstruction of washouts... and we will just have to see what happens there with the project.