[left that other site]

Oh My.

Like something from The “Jackass” movie.

(Carmina Burana is playing in my head right now!)

[a fool in paradise]

He didn’t lose it. It’s right where he left it.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Fuselier continued into Trempealeau County at speeds that reached 80 mph until officers lost him on Gilmeister Road

Who built his leg? Tony Stark?

[stephenjohnbanker]

He still had a leg to stand on

[Disambiguator]

What, no mug shot?

[Scrambler Bob]

His disability caused him to be caught.

He’s a VICTIM.

Pay him.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Police were stumped.

So was he.

[Boogieman]

The funniest thing about this story to me?

Before he got stuck, the one-legged man was winning the footrace!

[Buckeye McFrog]

Wisconsin cops struggle to catch a one-legged man?

Sounds like its time to lay off the beer and the bratwursts to me.

[reed13k]

Whelp - the straps didn’t hold and therefore according to regulation the medical device didn’t perform as intended.

Walking/running across a field is a foreseeable use of the device (even if pursued by the cops).

So he should file a complaint with the manufacturer, and then since the strap failure could foreseeably have resulted in a fall and injury they will have to file a Medical Device Report with the FDA.

That’s what we’ve come to - some doped up crook evades police and results in some poor engineer in a prosthetic company needing to report it to the federal government as a failure on their part. (sigh)

[DPMD]

He’ll lose in court because he doesn’t have much of a leg to stand on.

[Joe Boucher]

Man,
Ya just can’t make this kind of stuff up,
No one would believe you.

[tubebender]

Here, hold my beer err leg...