[Jewbacca]

[jespasinthru]

Why did Mohammed’s tenth wife die unexpectedly?
He had to behead her because he couldn’t get it up anymore, and it was her fault.

[wyokostur]

Someone needs to develop a goat in distress call......then pick em off like coyotes

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YqCL5WEXenM

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

Jay Leno circa 9/12-14/2011

News reports say the alleged terrorists were devout religious fundamentalists. Here's my question. When you kill thousands of people why are they alleged terrorists and devoutly religious? Shouldn't they be allegedly religious and devout terrorists?

[LucianOfSamasota]

These are true stories, not jokes!

[Eagles6]

Everything is outsourced overseas these days.

Feeling down one day I called the suicide hotline.

I said I wanted to end it all.

The pakistani operator got excited and asked "Can you drive a truck?"

[Rockpile]

These jokes are outrageous and insulting!!!

Keep up the good work.

[tbpiper]

Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"

I heard that after that he started consorting with cougars which in his neighborhood is any female over the age of 12.

[Impala64ssa]

So binLaden makes it up to the Pearly Gates and St Peter lets him in. 5 seconds later he's confronted by Robert E Lee who grabs binLaden picks him up by the neck and choke slams him. No sooner does binLaden get back on his feet when Thomas Jefferson grabs him, and delivers a pile driver. Then along comes George Washington who kicks him in the 'nads and beats him unconscious. When binLaden comes to St. Peter is standing over him and he says this is not the Paradise I was promised. St. Peter says "DAMMMIT! You moslems got it all wrong! You were promised 72 VIRGINIANS!!

[Impala64ssa]

So binLaden makes it up to the Pearly Gates and St Peter lets him in. 5 seconds later he's confronted by Robert E Lee who grabs binLaden picks him up by the neck and choke slams him. No sooner does binLaden get back on his feet when Thomas Jefferson grabs him, and delivers a pile driver. Then along comes George Washington who kicks him in the 'nads and beats him unconscious. When binLaden comes to St. Peter is standing over him and he says this is not the Paradise I was promised. St. Peter says "DAMMMIT! You moslems got it all wrong! You were promised 72 VIRGINIANS!!

[Impala64ssa]

Great post ROTFLMAO. You people are too much, FReepers are my kind of folks ;)

[RinaseaofDs]

Read them all and laughed very, very hard.

Doda the Exploda. You should copyright that. My kid is an artist, and I’m going to have her draw it up, and then I’m going to have T-shirts made.

Here’s my contribution.

From a muslim’s point of view, what’s the difference between an onion and a Jew?

He cried when he cut up the onion.