The 1st case of massive global warming death recorded in the USA (Future History)

1/6/2015 | Mad Dawgg

[Mad Dawgg]

And on the 6th day of January 2015 the drastic consequences of man-made global warming descend upon the small town of Wellston Ohio (pop. 5600) like a blanket of white death.

The town's stirring inhabitants mumble silent prayers to Saint ManBearPig (a.k.a. AlGore) to deliver them from the perils of Extreme Weather® as they wait for an announcement from the appropriate Government Agencies to tell them when it will be safe to go outside again.

Sadly the records from the era tell us the County Government issued a Level One Snow Emergency and then forgot to lift the order and most of the county's inhabitants died over the next few weeks from starvation.

Of the 800 plus survivors of what was later called the first case of massive global warming death recorded in the United States of America almost all were over the age of 60.

Months later one of the survivors Sylas P. Grunt was interviewed on MSNBC (part of an antiquated communications system known as cable TV) and asked how he and his wife managed to survive the harrowing ordeal and how he withstood the Extreme Weather brought about by man-made global warming.

"Well missy when I was a youngin' we didn't call it Extreme Weather® we called it snow. And when it fell on the ground we didn't wait for someone to tell us what to do we just went and got the snow shovels and ice scrapers and cleaned off our cars and sidewalks and went about our business."

Within 30 days Mr. Grunt was arrested and tried for eco-terrorism and heresy against the church of St. ManBearPig and was never heard from again.

(excerpted from the book "The Fall of the Republic" copyright 2036)

[Mad Dawgg]

We have a level one snow emergency (OMG) in our town over less than 3 inches of snow. How did our elders ever survive EXTREME WEATHER® ?

[PIF]

The company I work for in the warmer months has mostly broken down plow and crews trucks, too few sidewalk crews and a management who’d rather sleep than dispatch ... but their hour budget is just fine ...

[camle]

is this liek future echoes?

[HomerBohn]

It’s now against the law to poke fun at ‘Climate Change’ as it is now ‘settled science’ and to continue in this vein will result in a very long period of incarceration.

In the future this may be one of the very few crimes that will result in the application of the death penalty. One of the others is to insult a queer.

[Bon mots]

^{Click on the above image to see the idiot say this.}

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I like his famous quip about how he created the Internet. Lefties still pounce to his defense saying that 'he was instrumental in promoting use of the early internet and obtaining financing.'

Sorry, he didn't say that.
He quite clearly said, he CREATED the Internet.
Click on my image above to hear him say it.

[Mad Dawgg]

"In the future this may be one of the very few crimes that will result in the application of the death penalty. One of the others is to insult a queer."

As a nation we seen to be Hell-bent on arriving at that future ASAP.

[jmcenanly]

They had an entirely different attitude toward it.