And me away from my Red Dwarf ping list.
Rimmer: I want a triple fried egg sandwich...
Lister: With chili sauce and chutney!
Holly: You what?
Lister: It’s a state-of-the-art sarnie!
Holly: It’s the state of the floor I’m worried about.
(Rimmer takes a bite, gets a horified look on his face that changes to a look of wonder)
Rimmer: It’s like a cross between food and bowel surgery.
Lister: It’s well naughty. The trick is to eat it before the bread dissolves.
Rimmer: It’s amazing Where did you get the recipe?
Lister: I’m not sure.... I think it was a book on bacteriological warfare.
A couple of years ago, a British paper said the bacon buttie was the best hangover cure. I’ll stick with that, hangover or no.
Sausage egg and cheese sandwich.
Must be an English muffin with no dust.
Egg should be cooked over-light with a broken yolk.
Sausage should be patty style, juicy/greasy, but not dripping.
Cheese should be thin and used to glue the other ingredients together so they don’t fall on the car seat.
Anything else is dangerous.