Rimmer: I want a triple fried egg sandwich...
Lister: With chili sauce and chutney!
Holly: You what?
Lister: It’s a state-of-the-art sarnie!
Holly: It’s the state of the floor I’m worried about.
(Rimmer takes a bite, gets a horified look on his face that changes to a look of wonder)
Rimmer: It’s like a cross between food and bowel surgery.
Lister: It’s well naughty. The trick is to eat it before the bread dissolves.
Rimmer: It’s amazing Where did you get the recipe?
Lister: I’m not sure.... I think it was a book on bacteriological warfare.