I seriously consider that, and instead posing my question:
Q: Why would the couple want to hold their wedding on a golf course?
A: Well I think you know what every golfer dreams of!!!
Golf courses are beautiful scenery for wedding photos and outdoor ceremonies, and they usually have very nice facilities for dining and hosting parties. I recently attended a retirement party at the club house at a local golf course, which I never actually set foot on. Parked the car and straight into the building.
Oops. Only half-read your post. Didn’t realize you were setting up a punchline.