Posted on 12/21/2014 8:09:48 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
RIVIERA BEACH, Fla.
Responding to a 911 call early Wednesday, police found a man asleep behind the wheel of his car with the engine running, according to an arrest report.
The caller who phoned police? Shane Dever Malley, the very man police say they arrested after finding him slumped over in his car near the intersection of N. Congress Avenue and Watertower Road.
Malley told police he called 911 through the OnStar system in his vehicle. When police woke Malley up, the 21-year-old had his foot on the break and had an over-powering smell of alcoholic beverage coupled with slurred speech and bloodshot eyes, the report said.
Police said that Malley nearly felt out of his car as he was getting out, had his pants fall down at the beginning of a road sobriety test and had (an) accident while undergoing the sobriety test.
Police labeled Malley's attitude as sarcastic. When asked when he began drinking, Malley replied, At 14 years old. Malley told police he didn't know what day or time it was.
Malley, of Palm Beach, lists his occupation on the arrest report as a diamond dealer.
Malley is facing a charge of DUI and was released from the Palm Beach County Jail Wednesday on his own recognizance.
“...and it was at that point that I realized my life had become completely unmanageable.”
Some people are slow learners.
Ah, the curse of the homophone.
Another first world problem rears its head.
If he was “under the influence”, passed out, immobile in a parking lot, what would he be charged with?
He nearly felt out of his car too.
With the engine running, he’s dead-to-rights DUI. This is a case where I agree with it. Dude is extremely drunk and it’s obvious that he drove to get there. Where I don’t agree with it is like the time that a Navy buddy of mine got a DUI in his driveway while showing his friend his new car stereo. Local police make a lot of money off DUIs and underage alcohol tickets, that’s why they’ll do anything to find them create them. Contrast that with how you get treated when your car is broken into or vandalized and you need a police report for the insurance company. The cop shows up 3 hours later and acts like you’re making him scrub your toilet.
DANG!
LOL!!!
Pants up; don't poot.
And I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had
Stopped cold dead
And I said...
That’s what I was thinking, that was a damn good answer. I also like that the guys attitude was “sarcastic”.
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