That sounds more scientologist to me...
Not so sure about the Catholic part ... but definitely democrat
I’ve told that one a few times; always good for a belly laugh!
That is funny!!!
Heh.
A young Irish lass goes home to see old Dad for the first time in 3 years. As she walks in the door she hands him a stack of cash and says, “Here you go, Dad, a little something to help you out.”
Dad says, “now, where would a lass like you be getting all that money?”
“I’ve become a prostitute, Daddy, and I have a lot of money now.”
“Well, ye’re not welcome in my house. Now, take this filthy lucre and get out, forever.”
“Does that mean you don’t want the new car and truck load of good Irish whiskey, either?”
“Wait, did you say prostitute?, I thought you said protestant. Come give yer old daddy a big hug.”
Several years ago I was digging a grave for my 14 year old Lab that we had to have put to sleep. The neighbor’s barkaholic dog wouldn’t shop barking until I told her, hey I don’t have to bury just one dog. That shut her up and she’s never looked at me the same since.
A man goes into the doctor’s office and said to the Nurse “Excuse me, I need to see the doctor. Something is wrong with my dick”. The nurse tears into him “You don’t use that kind of language here. There are women and children present. Now get out and when you come back, you use less offensive language”.
He comes back in an hour and says “Excuse me nurse, I need to see the doctor. Something is wrong with my.....ear. “What’s wrong with your ear?” she asks. He responds “It burns when I pee out of it”.