Posted on 12/20/2014 1:37:04 PM PST by NKP_Vet
Man walks into a Catholic church and asks the priest if he will do a funeral for his dog. Looking dazed the priest says "sir absolutely not, this is a Catholic church, we don't do funerals for animals. Go down to the protestant church, I'm sure they do a lovely funeral for your dog". The man said "thank your Father, do you think $10,000 is enough to offer for my dog's funeral". "$10,000 the priest exclaimed, why didn't you tell me your dog was Catholic"!!
Not interested in arguing. I am opposed to supplying ammo to our opponents.
Too late.
Several years ago I was digging a grave for my 14 year old Lab that we had to have put to sleep. The neighbor’s barkaholic dog wouldn’t shop barking until I told her, hey I don’t have to bury just one dog. That shut her up and she’s never looked at me the same since.
A man goes into the doctor’s office and said to the Nurse “Excuse me, I need to see the doctor. Something is wrong with my dick”. The nurse tears into him “You don’t use that kind of language here. There are women and children present. Now get out and when you come back, you use less offensive language”.
He comes back in an hour and says “Excuse me nurse, I need to see the doctor. Something is wrong with my.....ear. “What’s wrong with your ear?” she asks. He responds “It burns when I pee out of it”.
I got the joke in the mail from a friend and posted it without giving it proper thought.
We are better than this.
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