Q: Why can’t snakes be lawyers?
A: They don’t have hands to carry the briefcase.
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Q: What is the difference between a large pizza and a musician?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four at least once.
Can we still make fun of lawyers?
Q:What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
A:Watching your ex-wife and her lawyer drive off a cliff,in your brand new car.