Nausea Alert: Barack and Michelle Obama's Love Story Coming to Theaters

nesbusters ^ | Dec. 5, 2014 | Katie Yoder

[PROCON]

It’s all about true love – not only for the Obamas, but also for the media.

“The White House legend that is Barack and Michelle Obama’s romance is heading to the screen,” reported Deadline’s Jen Yamato on Dec. 5. The drama, “Southside With You,” will detail the Obama couple’s “epic first date” the summer of 1989 – consisting of the Art Institute, a long walk, and Spike Lee’s “Do The Right Thing.”

In July 2015, the filming will begin where their romance blossomed: Chicago. “Get On Up” actress Tika Sumpter will star as Michelle Obama – but the real question is, as Yamato asked, “who will play young Barack?”

Allain’s Homegrown Pictures producer Tracey Bing gushed with excitement for the “smart and timeless film” on “one of the great love stories of our time.” She hyped how screenplay writer Richard Tanne “captures the essence of that romantic connection between Barack and Michelle that is so evident in the way that they look at each other.” Yuck.

In the meantime, she said, “We are looking forward to finding the perfect Barack.”

Not a new feat for a couple also boasting a “romance” with the media.

[Veggie Todd]

Maybe they should go dance on the beach like those great love birds, the Clintons.

[JennysCool]

“We are looking forward to finding the perfect Barack.”

Look no further!

[exnavy]

I thought that was Michele pre operation.

[nascarnation]

They can do that later in the month when they head to Hawaii for Kwanzaa-fest 2014.

[tbpiper]

I just hope they have the scene where Barry’s taking a selfie with the hot chick from Denmark.

[PGR88]

the Obama couple’s “epic first date” the summer of 1989 – consisting of the Art Institute, a long walk, and Spike Lee’s “Do The Right Thing.”

Their first date was a movie about an angry black guy who starts a race riot and destroys property. How fitting.

[JennysCool]

Neither POTUS or FLOTUS are very popular now.

Exactly. So expct to see many more of these gooey, fawning stories courtesy of their last remaining fans: the media.

[maggief]

Separated at birth ...

[NorthMountain]

“We are looking forward to finding the perfect Barack.”

" I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. "
-Westley

[Responsibility2nd]

Nah. That dude's plenty hairy - as soft smooth Barry likes them.

But Michelle is far hairier.

 

 

 

[rickomatic]

who will play young Barack?

Too bad Trayvon is no longer around. Because if Obama had a son, he'd look like him........"

[Heartlander2]

Surely this love story includes a cast of dozens.

[PROCON]

They’ll have to strap a king size pillow to the actress’ butt to get in character...

[mowowie]

Will the Down Low Club be mentioned i wonder.

[omega4412]

A cast of dozens? Just one. BHO loves BHO. His one true love.

[txnativegop]

this must be satire. otherwise I’m mad at you I’ll be sick for the rest of the weekend. LOL

[Salgak]

Would it include Michelle’s . . . operation ??

[Nepeta]

I think the window of opportunity to make a Michelle/Barack fantasy love story closed some time ago...anyone who thinks they are anything but a political show marriage has to be deeply delusional...

[Chode]