Photo: Jessica Christian, The Chronicle
1 posted on
11/21/2014 3:35:11 PM PST by
PROCON
To: PROCON
I hate when that happens.
2 posted on
11/21/2014 3:36:27 PM PST by
fhayek
To: PROCON
Allstate will make a commercial out of this.
3 posted on
11/21/2014 3:36:47 PM PST by
lacrew
To: PROCON
This was probably the best use anyone ever got out of a 2002 Camry!
4 posted on
11/21/2014 3:37:44 PM PST by
MeganC
(It took Democrats four hours to deport Elian Gonzalez)
To: PROCON
Thank God for those crumple zones. Damn.
6 posted on
11/21/2014 3:38:47 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: PROCON
I fell 5 ft and dang near died.
Guy is lucky. He may not feel like it for several years, but he is.
/johnny
To: PROCON; mhking
10 posted on
11/21/2014 3:46:40 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: PROCON
12 posted on
11/21/2014 3:51:21 PM PST by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: PROCON
From our ‘When It Ain’t Your Time’ dept.
13 posted on
11/21/2014 3:53:21 PM PST by
TalBlack
(Evil doesn't have a day job.)
To: PROCON
Thanks for including the pic with the post. That is getting to be more and more rare with people starting a new thread on FR. FReeper award of the week to you!
14 posted on
11/21/2014 3:58:17 PM PST by
gunsequalfreedom
(Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
To: PROCON
15 posted on
11/21/2014 4:00:40 PM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: PROCON
Whoa. When it isn’t your time, it just isn’t your time. That young feller needs to buy a lottery ticket.
To: PROCON
I hope he continues to live and I hope he is not paralyzed.
18 posted on
11/21/2014 4:09:28 PM PST by
Beowulf9
To: PROCON
The word “plunges” in the headline makes me think he jumped. I guess plunge can mean fell, but it just sounds like he jumped.
19 posted on
11/21/2014 4:16:17 PM PST by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: PROCON
The driver of the Toyota can co-miserate with George Costanza now. (re:The Bris) d;^)
To: PROCON
New York............
San Francisco.......
Miami.................Next week..A Triangle?
Ed
23 posted on
11/21/2014 4:31:49 PM PST by
husky ed
(FOX NEWS ALERT "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead" THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT)
To: PROCON
OMG....we lived on the top 27th floor in downtown Seattle highrise and one time we had a new window washer, wet behind his ears and I saw feet dangling and kicking and the next thing I knew he JUMPED down onto our ITTY BITTY SKINNY balcony!!! Our balcony wasn;t 4 ft. wide!!!! After I let him in the apt., I asked him if he liked his new job......he said "NOT REALLY", and I SHARPLY ADVISED him to go look for a new job before he got himself killed!!!
I give anyone credit to do this job.
26 posted on
11/21/2014 4:43:22 PM PST by
Ann Archy
(ABORTION....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: PROCON
Window washer plunges. Plumber falls.
30 posted on
11/21/2014 5:21:45 PM PST by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: PROCON
The driver is calling Dunkin Donuts to say he's going to be late for work :-).
I can say that because I'm Indian too so it's not racist! :-)
To: PROCON
36 posted on
11/21/2014 6:00:27 PM PST by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: PROCON; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle
So who pays for the Camry?
39 posted on
11/22/2014 6:36:20 PM PST by
Gamecock
(Joel Osteen is a Gospel preacher like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
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