(Nobody ever caught anything on a freakin’ spoon. Shh! Don’t tell the “Daredevle” people.)
Let's Finnish this argument later. Although I must commend the Mepps people for their expensive lures' uncanny ability to get hung up in overhead wires on bridges. Fisherman trying to retrieve them often drown, providing proletarian youngsters with free Mepps Hats AND Creels.
One must also applaud Mepps for making such nice creels even though their lures are quite useless for actually catching fish. "Damned sporting of them," say I!