[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Why are the mentally ill allowed to serve?

[Genoa]

Pelosi is older than McConnell and always will be.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

"OK now it's time for me to sing!!

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk? Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away ha ha

You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.

And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes They're coming to take me away ha ha...

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats

They're coming to take me away Ha Ha To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha

Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like thorizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin They're coming to take me away Ha Ha"

[uncitizen]

Do not question her authority!

[McGruff]

She should claim age discrimination, not sexual.

[lavaroise]

Valerie Jarret alluded her critics were sexist. She said she was just getting cuts from breaking the glass ceiling..

[Vaduz]

Because the mentally ill elect them.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Nancy Pelosi is a ‘sex’? Who knew?

[knarf]

Pelosi is bi-lingual ...

Primary language is new speak her secondary language is English

The more you listen to democrats, the more you should realize, though they make no proper English syntaxical sense, separated into components, there is a twisted logic to the whole damned thing.

That's how they can stand and speak, say absolutely nothing and get a standing O. ...

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

She is pretty as asexual as a human can be. The only fire that’s been between those legs is when her pantyhose catch fire from friction.

[Vince Ferrer]

You go, girl!

[McGruff]

She can't help it if she's a sex symbol.

[bestintxas]

Quite revealing, as I recall W being overly gracious to her gender during his first State of the Union when she sat there.

He could not have been more gentlemanly. Recorded audio from her following had absolutely nothing kind to say in reciprocation.

Reveals how shallow that feeble mind actually is, or, perhaps, how evil.

[arthurus]

Is she planning to go into business as a madam?

[arthurus]

How could anyone be charged with sexism vis a vis Pelosi? Nothing with the word sex in it could possibly pertain.

[Kenton]

[bikerman]

What sex is she??

[Renkluaf]

Ya know, it’s too bad we can’t have an old-fashioned smack-down like that guy on the “F” train in NY.