NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 11]

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[Bender2]

Gadzooks! Well, with my Boys being forced into the Gay, Lezbo and Bye Week by the politically correct Goodell NFL... the following had to happen:

Go... Cowboys!

Tell, Jerry, I'll be waiting for him... in the restroom on Concorse 'C'

Okay, okay-- Yuk it up... while the true football fans with class and savoir faire will be wanting my Week 11 dead certain picks!

The other Gay, Lezbo and Bye-sexual teams this week are the Crab City Black Byrds, der Jags and them Stooler Killing, High Stepping Jersey Jets.

Thursday Night both the Bills and Phins are coming off a loss but I'm going to stick with the Greatest NFL Aggie Quarterback that doesn't wear Brown. Fish fry Bills--

Sunday regular action finds Atlanta's Dirty Byrds adding to Cam's miseries--

Gadzooks, am I picking the Viqueens over Da Bears? Yeah, I guess I am--

Allegra, don't hurt me but I'm picking Johnny Football's Browns over your Texicans--

Okay, big, I need your Packer Wackers to kick them Godless Iggles into next Tuesday-- Can do?

And I feel my Old Dallas Texans will lay the wood to the Seahags--P>

Sorry, Andy, going with Drew this day in Nawleans--

The Soapy 9er will clean Manning Lite's clock and scrub his hindquarters, too--

Manning Heavy will slaughter the Ewes--

RG3 with get his bucking ears nailed back by the Have'a Tampa Bucking Ears--

Sorry, Seven but even the Bolts won't lose to your Waiders--

I think the Loin Chops will pluck out Ariz Zona's tail feathers--

Okay, big, I picked your Packers to beat the Iggles but I'm going with those Lucky Colts over your Pats tonight--

Monday Night finds the Stoolers visiting Allegra's Old Earlers and danged if I ain't picking the home team to pull out a win--

Now, How's 'bout them Horney Toads? In the College Playoff Final Four this week... and gunning for the top spot--

TCU will take care of business against Kansas Saturday. Da Baylor Bears will whip it up on Okie State and no matter which of my Love Child Quarterbacks Sumlin plays, they will stomp Missouri at Kyle Field--

Hummmmmm-- Is that all there is... this week?

Gadzooks, I miss... my Boys--

[Bender2]

All right, all yoz mast headers, tear yous eyes from Jennifer Love Hewitt... AND listen up!

Wez all sings along... twosgether--

While Olive and eyes dance... y'all get your picks in!

"I'm Johnny... the Football Man!
I toss TDs... with either hand,
I don't go nightclubbing... with bow-legged women--
I'm Johnny... the Football Man!"

Gees, Olive, I loves it... when a plan comes twogether!

So do I, Popeye. Now, all of you... get your picks in--

[ilgipper]

Wow. Lots of really good games this weekend (oh, and the Bears/Vikings, too). The playoff picture is really going to start taking shape for real after this weekend.

[Bender2]

I'm looking forward... to Sunday in Green Bay--

[circlecity]

"but I'm going with those Lucky Colts over your Pats tonight--"

Bless you Bender - a gutsy call. Even I'm not that confident my beloved Colts can pull this one out but sometimes ya just gotta TRUST THE SHOE.

[GOPsterinMA]

My picks:

MIA
ATL
MIN
CLE
SEA
NO
SF
DEN
WAS
SD
DET
GB
NEW
PIT

[Bender2]

Re: Bless you Bender - a gutsy call. Even I'm not that confident my beloved Colts can pull this one out but sometimes ya just gotta TRUST THE SHOE.

Well, cc, your cash... helped me make the call--

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

As usual, I'm interested in only one game Loins v Redbirds. After all, Lurlene and I are painting the woodwork this weekend.

Sadly, I'm picking these guys...
to win this week.

They are strong enough, smart enough and......gosh darn it, people like them.

[Impy]

Miami is pretty good, Buffalo is pretty shite. Miami.

Screw it, if the Bears can’t get THEIR FIRST home win off the year over MN...well I wouldn’t bet on Trestman and Cutler making it out of their alive.

Niners over the Lilliputians.

I’d pick Denver over the Rams even if Brock Osweiler was starting.

Deadskins aren’t as dead as Lovie’s fanny bandits

After their first home loss Chicago area HS QB (hey, I got take what I can get) Sean Payton and his Ain’ts will bring the fires of vengeance upon Ginger boy and the doomed bungles. Marvin Lewis still has a job.....why?

The Fig Newtons haven’t won since they beat the Bears! And the Falcons actually lost to the Bears! What a game. Figs are 1.5 point favorites at home, but I’m going with the birds.

Seattle, road dogs in KC? Well they’re gonna bark.

My name is Cleveland Brown and I am here to say, Allegra’s Texans aren’t, gonna win this game.

Chargers need a win, they’ll get one over the Raiders. Sorry Raiders.

Let’s see if Sanchize can beat a good team on the road, I’m gonna say noooooooooo, Clay Matthews will carve him up, pack him up, and ship him to Rex Ryan’s wife.

Shite, tough game for my old Chi Cardinals and their backup QB, but DET is due for a loss. WAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR.

Tough test for Brady and Co but they’ll pass with a C+ over my favorite AFC team.

Stoolers rebound over the itty bitty titties.

MIA
CHI
SF
DEN
WAS
NOLA
ATL
SEA
CLE
SD
GB
AZ
NEW
PIT

[big'ol_freeper]

Can do Bend!!

The Tunas over the Bisons
Impy's Bears over the Vicekings
Bender's Old Texans over the Seathugs
The Fluffy Niners over the Midgets
The Mules over the Lambs
The Redspuds over the Pirates
The Dirty Birds over the Punters
The Brownstains over the Texians
The Ain'ts over the Bungles
The Charredburgers over Seven's Traitors
The Green Bay Packers, lords of the Tundra over the Beagles
The Buzzards over the Kitties
The Patriots over the Folds
Und
The Stools over the Tighthens

[Bender2]

Re: Can do... Bend!!

Well, see that you do, big-- Cause you know how I get when... disappointed!

[big'ol_freeper]

[darkangel82]

Fins
Bears
Browns
Packers
Seahawks
Broncos
Saints
49ers
‘Skins
Panthers
Bolts
Cards- yes, even without Palmer
Pats as Brady wins the battle of top QBs
(cough) Steelers

[SevenofNine]

Yeah Bender I agree

I go out on limb

I think my raiders going be first team go 0-16 this season

[SevenofNine]

Hey Bender how did Fox react to your appearance on Simpsons on last Sunday

I hear you score Rupert Murdoch good ratings

[SevenofNine]

Bender if they ask you for another appearance try get more money out of Fox network you made the episode too bad you stuck in the past

[GOPsterinMA]

hehehehehehehehehe...you said “Brock Osweiler”.

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[lwd]

A lot of close match-ups I could go either way on. I had to talk myself into a few of them ...this may turn out ugly:

MIA
ATL
CHI
CLE
GB
SEA
NO
NYG
DEN
WAS
SD
DET
NE
PIT

[big'ol_freeper]

Something you'll never see in a Vicekings stadium

[lwd]

Was it just me or did BUF get screwed over on the grounding safety last night? Big momentum shifter...