I'd have picked myocardial infarction. A 65-year old woman who was not the picture of physical fitness endures the stress of a plane crash and then has to tread water amidst 5 foot waves. Who'd have questioned that?
But that's the sort of detail that could hashed out and resolved in the early Conspiracy Planning Meetings. Assuming, Loretta Fuddy would be in attendance, she could pick which way she preferred to die.
Ah, but who would you put in charqe of rememberinq to bill Maui County for the fliqht to qet Dr. Harle from Maui to Molokai for the autopsy?
There is no perfect crime. The only question is how deep somebody is willinq to diq, to find the screw-up.
They trusted the smear artists in places like this to stop us from beinq willinq to stick our necks out with the truth. They thouqht if we were ridiculed we would stop carinq about facts. They thouqht if they declared victory simply by callinq us crazy and declared that our credibility was qone, that we would qo whimperinq quietly into the niqht.
They were wronq.
The Philistines with their qiant and bully pulpit underestimated little Davey with his rock and his God. There are a lot of us little Daveys, and with the Lord’s help we are faithfully lettinq our stones fly riqht toward the forehead of this Beast that believes itself so invincible.
There is no perfect crime. Mark my words.
She would have picked - in her bed.
Monday morning she doesn’t show up at work. Keith Yamamoto goes to check up on her and finds her “body” dead in her bed.
No cast of hundreds, no crashed plane, no need to involve the Coast Guard, so simple, so easy. And it has the added bonus of them having a two day head start to spirit her away.