[blueunicorn6]

Another teacher auditioning for Harvard. If he dropped a load in his pants, Harvard would give him tenure.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

How many milliseconds after this story broke did Democrats ask him to run for POTUS?

[Trillian]

Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest.
You ain’t cool, unless you pee your pants.

[Ancesthntr]

I had a statistics prof in my MBA program who was going through a bad divorce that year. One of my classmates drew a picture of a spinner, with the 3 choices being: Drunk; Pissed Off; Drunk and Pissed Off.

But at least he didn’t piss in his pants.

[ari-freedom]

See? Here, kids are learning the socialization skills they will NEVER get from home school!

[wtd]

Southington Public Schools: World Language Faculty list provides a clue to the identity of this "teacher" since only two Spanish teachers are male.

[Dagnabitt]

[mac_truck]

I’m sure this incident was uploaded to Live Leaks...

[I want the USA back]

But if a kid had chewed a pop tart in such a way that a demented idiot would call it a gun, the kid would be expelled within two minutes.

[gop4lyf]

Y’all do realize that there are many Freepers who are teachers, don’t you? I just absolutely love being lumped in with all of the drunkards, perverts, and thought control nazis. Last I checked, I haven’t molested anyone, pissed myself at school, or expelled any kids for chewing their pop tart into the shape of a gun. Neither has any teacher that I work with.

[miserare]

Reason # 3876 to HOME SCHOOL!

[martin_fierro]

Matriculate, micturate, whatevs.

[trebb]

Lousy situation but nowhere near enough info to determine whether to be outraged.