I'm a 'Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Libertine'. What Are You?

Reason ^ | 11-6-14 | Elizabeth Nolan Brown|

[TurboZamboni]

We've all heard of "The World's Smallest Political Quiz", but are you ready for the strangest? Then I suggest you check out the "5 Dimensional Political Compass", which has been making the rounds, to much merriment, on Twitter today. Because the survey measures attitudes in five different political dimensions—collectivism, authoritarianism, internationalism, tribalism, and liberalism—and applies a corresponding label to each, it ends up generating some pretty silly-sounding results. I, for instance, was deemed a Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Libertine. Reason magazine Editor-in-Chief Matt Welch got Right-Leaning Anarchist Non-Interventionist Progressive. Former Reason staffer Cathy Reisenwitz was labeled a Centrist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Humanist

[Adder]

“You are a: Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist”

Why yes…Yes I am…

[stig]

Not familiar with Top Gear. The handle comes from the TV movie “The Rutles” done by some of the Monty Python cast and a few of the 70s SNL team. Stig is the George Harrison character in this parody of the Beatles.

[zencycler]

I found it interesting to enter answers opposite of what I believe to see what it would label me then:

You are a: Communist Pro-Government Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Libertine

[Crazieman]

You are a: Communist Totalitarian World-Federalist Bleeding-Heart Libertine
Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: 100%
Internationalism score: 100%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 100%

[left that other site]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist
Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: 100%
Liberalism score: -83%

LOL!

[SoftballMominVA]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Traditionalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -17%

[kosciusko51]

If you like cars and British humour, you should check Top Gear out.

[sloop]

haaaaay paultard - you been missin your sloopster?

D M. Warner (i) 49.2% 1,071,283
R E. Gillespie 48.4% 1,054,556
L R. Sarvis 2.5% 53,396

[OneWingedShark]

haaaaay paultard - you been missin your sloopster?

Nope.

[Dr. Sivana]

You are a: Right-Leaning Anti-Government Isolationist Nationalist Fundamentalist
Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -33%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: 17%
Liberalism score: -100%

Too many “maybes” because of the way the questions are worded.

[S.O.S121.500]

Reversed responses and scored:

1)
You are a: Socialist Totalitarian Multilateralist Bleeding-Heart Reactionary
Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: 100%
Internationalism score: 67%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: -67%

2)
You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Progressive
Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 100%
Liberalism score: 67%

Doesn’t compute. Agitprop?

[joe fonebone]

You are a: Right-Leaning Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nativist Traditionalist
Collectivism score: -33%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -17%

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Conservative Libertarian Non-Interventionist Nativist Reactionary
Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -67%

[bassmaner]

Objectivist Anti-Government Isolationist Ultranationalist Moderate

[arderkrag]

My mirror image self is a “Communist Totalitarian World-Federalist Humanist Reactionary”!

[arderkrag]

Mine was pretty accurate, too.

[VietVet]

Right-leaning; Libertarian; Nationalist;...

[Durus]

You are a: Right-Leaning Libertarian Isolationist Nationalist Traditionalist

Collectivism score: -33%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: -33%

[Billthedrill]

I'm a Conservative Anarchist Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Traditionalist

I'm not really a total isolationist. I just think we shouldn't interfere in other nations' business unless we nuke them first.

[CARDINALRULES]

The exact opposite of my #16

You are a: Left-Leaning Pro-Government Multilateralist Bleeding-Heart Progressive
Collectivism score: 33%
Authoritarianism score: 33%
Internationalism score: 67%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 67%

lol too funny