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24 Alternate Titles for Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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| Jenna Mullins
Posted on 11/06/2014 2:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin
That great disturbance in the force you felt this morning? It was just Disney announcing the official title of Star Wars: Episode VII. What? You think they were just going to stick with the roman numerals?
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Cool, right? Or do you hate the title so much that you immediately went to www.nooooooooooooooo.com to press the button?
Either way, we came up with a big list of alternate titles, just in case J.J. & Co. change their minds. You're welcome, Disney!
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (And It's Really Cranky From Its Nap)
Star Wars: Millennial Falcon
Star Wars: We Also Think Han Shot First
Star Wars: The Leaking of Spoilers
Star Wars: Age of Ultron 2
Star Wars: We Promise Jar-Jar Isn't in This One
(Excerpt) Read more at eonline.com ...
TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: disney; disneystarwars; startrekwars; starwars
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To: DakotaGator; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/06/2014 3:17:27 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
To: BenLurkin
22
posted on
11/06/2014 3:19:59 PM PST
by
sphinx
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: Jedis VS Zombies
23
posted on
11/06/2014 3:27:17 PM PST
by
ari-freedom
(Obama is the biggest joke. But I can't laugh.)
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars 7 - The force gets up on the wrong side of the Galaxy.
24
posted on
11/06/2014 3:29:25 PM PST
by
WayneS
(Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
To: BenLurkin
Star Trek VII: Geezers in Space
25
posted on
11/06/2014 3:30:36 PM PST
by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: BenLurkin
There was not father. And boy, did we rip off this plot line from the birth of Jesus Christ, or what?
26
posted on
11/06/2014 3:30:55 PM PST
by
SkyPilot
("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
To: a fool in paradise
Don’t believe so. Once Jar Jar showed up there was no point in a sequel ;-)
27
posted on
11/06/2014 3:45:16 PM PST
by
DakotaGator
(Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
To: BenLurkin
28
posted on
11/06/2014 3:45:53 PM PST
by
W.
(We won. Get over it! Or not. I don't care...because we won!)
To: FreedomStar3028
Star Wars: Used to be good, but was ruined by money grubbing fat asses.I'd say that you nailed it.
To: Timber Rattler
I thought this was about American voters.
Sorry, wrong site, I guess.
To: BenLurkin
STAR WARS EPISODE 7: We still haven’t got all your money, you fools.
31
posted on
11/06/2014 4:08:58 PM PST
by
Gaffer
To: SkyPilot
The smarmy little twerp in that movie pretty much sealed this SW franchise thing for me in perpetuity. JJB iced it off....
32
posted on
11/06/2014 4:11:08 PM PST
by
Gaffer
To: BenLurkin
The first three were good. After that, awful. Embarrassingly bad.
33
posted on
11/06/2014 4:11:41 PM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: At This Point Anyone Who Saw The First One Is In A Walker Anyway So Pay Up Kiddies
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars 7: The Search For More Money
or
Star Wars 7: The Schwartz Takes Another Nap
35
posted on
11/06/2014 4:26:11 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
36
posted on
11/06/2014 4:28:17 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: All
37
posted on
11/06/2014 4:28:20 PM PST
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Jack Hydrazine
That reminds me of the names of the movies.
Star Wars VII. Episode 4, The Sequel to Episode 5. Or something.
My son liked/likes Star Wars. I just tell him to shut up after he tries to answer my question of “Oh - which one is this?”
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posted on
11/06/2014 4:35:44 PM PST
by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
To: SkyPilot
THAT was the outrage of Ep 1. Not Jar-Jar
39
posted on
11/06/2014 4:58:05 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: BenLurkin
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