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Sons of Anarchy (WTH?) LOL!
Vanity | 10/4/2014 | Vendome

Posted on 11/05/2014 8:44:09 PM PST by Vendome

So, I'm flipping through channels on the 80" tele and I see these bikers roll up on a house and unload their .45's into a house.

Looking like they are merely sauntering as the homies in the house come chasing after them in Impala's.

I yell at the TV "Thatz juzt stoopit. You go any slower and a blacktop machine is gonna speed past you.

So they let the homies crawl after them, into a modern valley and death trap, using industrial buildings to box them in and a cavalry of other bikers suddenly surround the Impala ridin Homies.

Short gunfight ensues, with the homies surrendering.

One of the bikers walks up the the leaders of the homies and axes if he is "So amd so".

Homie sez "Yeah".

Biker dude smiles and pays him a real nice compliment "Nice Impala, man".

"BLAM! !!" Gives formerly breathing homie a third eye.

I'm like "Ho Lee!!! Seems like thatz gonna hurt in the morning!"

LOL

I'm laughing my azz off and third eye giving biker walks up to one of the scared shirtless homies and casually offers him a cigarette.

Homie turns it down and I yell "Take the cancer stick and live a few more minutes!".

To late, biker dude gives his clan the "All Go" finger and suddenly it's an Uzi festival, with each gun spewing all kinds of Satanic fire from hell.

"OMG!!! What freakin show is this! ?!??!!"

Press info "Sons of Anarchy???" "How the hell did this much bloodshed miss my watchful eye???

Anyone into this seemingly delicious and disturbing, eye candy, that is just man fuel for my imagination? ??

Hell, I'm gonna watch every season over the next few weeks, til my eyes are blood shot and I have to go to confession.


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To: joshua c

So... We are supposed to enjoy the spectacle of white gangsters killing black gangsters (or vice-versa)? We really aren’t too much better than the ancient Romans.


21 posted on 11/05/2014 9:06:32 PM PST by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: montomike

She’s a chick. How’s that not gonna happen?


22 posted on 11/05/2014 9:06:48 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Wilhelm Tell

The Romans were racists too?


23 posted on 11/05/2014 9:08:00 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome

“Sons of Anarchy” stars Dayton Callie (front row), Mark Boone Junior and Kim Coates (second row) with Marines in Japan in 2013. USO Photo by Michael Clifton. “

24 posted on 11/05/2014 9:11:12 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Vermont Lt

This is the last season, so he’s wrapping things up. It’s getting a lot like King Lear and Macbeth in the inevitability of what has to happen. I think it’s getting hard to watch this kind of collapse.


25 posted on 11/05/2014 9:12:49 PM PST by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: Vendome

How is you liking a tv show a news/current event?


26 posted on 11/05/2014 9:13:10 PM PST by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: Vendome

This is the final season (7)
The first six seasons are on Netflix
Ive seen every episode to date and by now I just want it to end already. Every character in the show is despicable, with Gemma being the worst IMO. I want them all to die. Other than that, it’s a great show.


27 posted on 11/05/2014 9:14:45 PM PST by JoeRed
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To: joshua c

Real bikers shop at Sears. (I’ve seen them)


28 posted on 11/05/2014 9:18:34 PM PST by stillfree? (Tagline? We don't need no stinking taglines!)
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To: JoeRed

Gee, thatz terrible.

LOL

They’re helping a church lady with a blackmailing problem and they are detoxing her as well.

Seem like a swell group of guys, to me...


29 posted on 11/05/2014 9:22:46 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: stillfree?

In the Huffy and Schwinn section?


30 posted on 11/05/2014 9:23:47 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome
Be careful, it is addicting. Kurt Sutter, the writer of the show, is a master storyteller, able to develop the psychology of the characters to a believable level. There are only two television programs that I watch, SOA and Walking Dead. That's all the programming I'm willing to watch. The show is not for the faint of heart.
31 posted on 11/05/2014 9:24:50 PM PST by semaj (Nothing will change until lying becomes an extremely dangerous & expensive habit.)
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To: stuck_in_new_orleans

I just discovered it?

Come on!

This show is righteous!


32 posted on 11/05/2014 9:25:25 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Liberty Valance

Bee Chen


33 posted on 11/05/2014 9:26:14 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: semaj

Jist heard some filthy and clever dialogue.

LMAO!!


34 posted on 11/05/2014 9:28:26 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome
"Vikings" on History Channel for is also good ... In fact IMHO the best of the bunch. 😄
35 posted on 11/05/2014 9:37:03 PM PST by The Duke
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To: Vendome
...in Impala's.

Ten yard penalty for roughing the apostrophe.

36 posted on 11/05/2014 9:38:39 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: jocon307; Vendome

I was kinda liking SOA then there was a season opener where Gemma was having sex and it was...well...let me say after seeing Katey Sagal’s (Peg Bundy from Married With Children) butt I could never watch again.

MY EYES>>>>THEY BURN!!! NOT ENOUGH EYE BLEACH IN THE WORLD!!!!!


37 posted on 11/05/2014 9:40:50 PM PST by prisoner6 (Stop the Stupid)
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To: The Duke

Love it too.

The lead actress was on an episode of “House”.

Thought she was attractive. Looked her up and “Vikings” was premeiring the next day.

She’s a real life bad azz too.

Owns a chain of Tae Kwon Do schools.


38 posted on 11/05/2014 9:41:18 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Windflier

Whoops!

Yer write!


39 posted on 11/05/2014 9:42:18 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome
Yer write!

Clever!

40 posted on 11/05/2014 9:59:36 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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