[TomGuy]

Solar hibernation !!!!

OMG!!!

We need grant money to study Solar hibernation. It could be worse than Global Climate Change. It could actually be the cause of Global Climate Change!!!!

But, then, what about all of those evil corporations that have been pumping CO2 into the atmosphere? And all that fracking???

We are going to need even more grant money to study the effects of Solar hibernation on CO2 and fracking.

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[Jack Hydrazine]

It’s even worse than...

wait for it...

GLOBAL DIMMING!