Posted on 10/27/2014 9:33:04 AM PDT by bimboeruption
A naked man is accused of raping a pit bull in his neighbor’s yard.
Alice Woodruff told WTNH-TV that she confronted her neighbor at gunpoint while he was performing sex acts on her rescue pit bull that is kept on an 800-pound tow chain in her backyard.
“I thought my dog had killed somebody because I saw a man underneath her,” Woodruff explained to WTNH. “I started to scream. I had a citronella candle and I threw it at him, screaming ‘get off my dog, you have to get out of here.’ He said, ‘No, today is the day we are going to spend the rest of our lives together.’”
Woodruff said the man appeared mentally ill as he was telling her that the terror group ISIS sent him.
“He pranced through the yard naked, yelling ‘this is our day and you have to prosper in it,’” Woodruff told WTNH. “’ISIS sent me,’ and I was thinking, ‘Did something like this just land in my backyard?’ I ran in, got my gun out of the bedroom and realized as usual the ammunition is in my car locked in my glove box. I showed him the clip went in, but I always kept the gun at my side while I was talking to him. He kept saying this is the plan, that we were going to die today in a massacre. He didn’t seem to care that I had the gun, and I kept it down. Then I gave him a warning and shot the gun to the right into the dirt.”
She was concerned that her neighbor was going to set off a bomb.
“He put his arms out and started walking toward me, telling me to kill him, but to know that as soon as I kill him that we were going to die,” Woodruff told WTNH. “Honestly, the whole time I thought there was a bomb or gun and he was going to take it out and do a massacre.”
The Waterbury Police Department is investigating the incident. Authorities plan to charge him with cruelty to an animal, sexual assault and breach of peace.
The man is currently hospitalized.
wait, are you talking about the lena dunham, or the canine?
no one seems to care about foreplay these days.
Yep.
Bite marks, scratches.. not worth the effort.
I’ll know better next time.
I should have listened to those with experience.
LISTEN TO ME NEXT TIME.
I TOLD you...start with poodles but no. Everything has to be bigger in Texas....
Go Big or Go Home, baby!
WOOHOO!
This kind of conduct is called resume enhancement by Democrats. They’re nonjudgmental about interspecies fornication.
“No teeth! No teeth! “
I was in a store about 100 yards away while this was happening. I was disgusted when I heard the cops might charge the woman for firing the gun. She had every right to kill that sick bastard. I feel bad for the old dog who was probably abused earlier in life.
wait, the dog,or the dude?
if you can’t fire a warning shot because your pit bull is being raped, then more than just the dog is screwed.
Remember: “Arf” means “Arf”.
. . . and that’s before the woofies kick in.
Perfect point!
Think I’ll quit whining about my neighbors.........
. . . such a quiet man. before he dorked the dog, he was always very polite to everyone.
LOL! If ever there was a “Seinfield” yada-yada-yada moment to toss in there...
Ironically, this would be right in Whoopie Goldberg's wheelhouse..
“Woodruff said the man appeared mentally ill as he was telling her that the terror group ISIS sent him. “
Ok,, but can someone please explain to me why this is somehow “too far” for ISIS? Clearly to this guy, running naked as a jaybird into the neighbors yard and raping their dog is consistent with ISIS nuttiness.
And one more thing. It was a dreaded pit bull. And it sounds like the pit was on top. Was this consent? And some democrats believe in legalizing animal human sex anyway.
Somebody please stop this ride, I want off. I really want old America back.
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