Trending: Meet the Notre Dame football player now ‘dating’ a porn star

Twitchy ^ | October 24, 2014 | Staff

[BenLurkin]

I must be getting old.

I look at that and think “What a great looking car.”

[bgill]

Are you sure that’s not a guy?

[Celtic Conservative]

I’m getting to the point where I ask the same question of cars and women: “how much maintainance am I gonna hafta put into this to keep it going?”.

CC

[CommerceComet]

Well....most of her is real.

Whatever the percentage, she's more real than Manti Te'o's girlfriend.

This is an unusual relationship but every guy on this board knows exactly why this eighteen-year-old is dating her. Given the chance at eighteen, most men would jump at that at least for awhile. While not a wise move, it is at least understandable - raging hormones almost always overpower common sense.

Manti Te'o's mythical girlfriend was material for psychologists. That was weird.

[KosmicKitty]

Okay, she does have that tranny look about her.

At least if their boat ever sinks he can use her boobs as flotation devices.

[dfwgator]

Well at least it’s a real girlfriend.

[BBell]

In the words of Neal Boortz,”like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.”

[Bartholomew Roberts]

The 1967 Cougar was a groundbreaking design. I can see why you miss it.

They are a little expensive to restore but not as bad as a European car of the same vintage.

I scan www.hemmings.com for old Cougars, Mustangs, and other 60’s Mercurys and specific Fords weekly.

Still underpriced for collector cars.

[Patton@Bastogne]

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Rode hard & put away wet.

"Copy that, Houston ..."


Gee wiz, if I were a successful college football player (assuming that this guy is) ...

I make it my while to date the "nicest" Christian girl I could find ... for a repeat of "The Notebook" movie.

Life is just TOO short to date / have "faux" relationships with plastic dingbats like this woman.


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[wally_bert]

The only thing that was wrong with it was that all the hydraulics in the brakes had deteriorated from sitting up for decades.

The spouse really didn’t like it and it became a victim.

I hope to find another. My budget is at best Co-Part though. The ones that I see there are all in California. Doesn’t help me here in SC.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Fine Catholic Institution of Higher Learning ping...

[fkabuckeyesrule]

Usually guys like this end up on the Jerry Springer show and it never goes well for the guy dating the porn star.

[Henry Hnyellar]

Young, dumb and full of ....

[stevio]

The car might be in better shape.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Always thought it would be disappointing to date a porn star - after all, who wants to do their job while on a date?