[Billthedrill]

Riley Louis Swearingen, 24, of Goldsboro, N.C., was getting on the "drunk bus" after the downtown bars closed early Saturday when he allegedly licked a finger on each hand and stuck them into the ears of a police sergeant.

It's late - or more accurately, early in the AM - you're drunk, 24, and you think it would be a good idea to stick your wet fingers in a cop's ears.

And you only get arrested. Son, it's your lucky day.

[TheMole]

It's late - or more accurately, early in the AM - you're drunk, 24, and you think it would be a good idea to stick your wet fingers in a cop's ears. And you only get arrested. Son, it's your lucky day.

LOL I had exactly the same thought. You could make up a sort of Wheel of Fortune with all the other possibilities on it and just getting arrested would be the best possible spin.