[BraveMan]

"How about good (fake) “departure opus”? That would be fun with a couple of vicodins."

If they give you Percocets (Oxycodone/Acetaminophen) don't bother trying. All you'll want to do is nap!

Prayers for you and your future success. Instead of a departure opus, might I suggest a whacked out helmetless Donorcycle rant?

[BraveMan]

BTW, try as you might, you'll never beat this one.