[Cyman]

Impossible. Apple and all things Apple are omnipotent

[rlmorel]

38:43 for that kind of post to appear. You are really slipping.

[rlmorel]

Took you that long to absorb the article?

[jacquej]

Did you forget the /sarc?

No long-time users have ever claimed that Apple is omnipotent - it just has a solid track record of doing a better job than the others out there for most of us “folk”, who do not care to be IT gurus, or pay them to keep us up and running.

I have had very few problems with Apple products over the years, and have no plans to switch, no matter what you haters of all things Apple try to throw up in the air- it is all just gorilla dust to me.

If the day comes that someone does a better job at providing a better computer experience, I will be there in a flash. But, there is nothing better out there for the average user, whether he/she be a family or running a small business.

Obviously, those of you who love to tinker, build your own from scratch, spend hours trouble-shooting, and then brag about your geek-like arcane expertise at the local watering hole will always feel ever so superior to those of us who just want to get the job done, without all the hassle and drain on our pocket books.

[dayglored]

> Impossible. Apple and all things Apple are omnipotent

Dear Apple Fan-boi Cyman,

We have the unhappy duty to inform you that your blind devotion to Apple is, in this instance, misplaced.

Unfortunately, Apple is not, in fact, "omnipotent", as that designation applies accurately only to Almighty God.

Nor, unfortunately, are "all things Apple" omnipotent. Inanimate objects cannot be "all-powerful". Only God is all-powerful.

So it is with a heavy heart that we must inform you that you are operating under a fan-boi delusion.

This condition can, fortunately, be cured, with the application of our new product, "iReality". Please proceed to the Apple Store and get some.

May the Farce be with you.

[House Atreides]

“Impossible. Apple and all things Apple are omnipotent”
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Like moths drawn irresistibly to the light, Apple haters are drawn to Apple threads where they feel compelled to make derogatory or sarcastic comments. They apparently can't help themselves and the attraction they feel toward Apple, an attraction they struggle to counter with their negative postings. There must be a name for this psychiatric condition and for the people who suffer from it.