"Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze! "
Posted on 10/10/2014 9:52:27 AM PDT by redreno
A bride-to-be became pregnant after having sex with a dwarf stripper on her hen night, it has been claimed.
The woman had to confess to cheating on her husband with the adult entertainer earlier this year after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism at a hospital in Valencia, Spain, it was reported.
It is alleged that the woman’s husband believed the child was his until it was born. Neither the couple nor the hospital have been named.
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They should have called it Ho night for this slut.
Some well aimed mockery seems to be the problem in this instance.
“We have hit bottom”
FINALLY!
I’m so sick of all this “How much more do we have to endure?”
Now we know, it won’t get any worse.
What we have now I can handle, so I’m going to be OK from now on.
On second thought I am not so sure we cannot go lower if we are using the Limbo Dance scales on how low can you go given we are dealing with a stripper dwarf.
If he was very limber and acrobatic, we may be able to set the bar a bit lower, but not by much
LOL
They should have called it Ho night for this slut.
Or perhaps, more appropriately, Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work we go night :-)
There was a town that had dwarf tossing at their local bowling alley. The town leaders outlawed it because it was inhuman treatment of the dwarfs.
The biggest outrage to the new law came from the dwarfs because it was their only way to make a living.
True story.
"Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze! "
They should have called it Ho night for this slut.
Or perhaps, more appropriately, Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work the HO we go night :-)
Next day: “Why are we inside a quarantine zone?”
Both your posts made me LOL
Bachelorette party. Evidently this was a wild one.
Poor guy, talk about getting the short end of the stick...
In college whenever a guy would come in from out of town, we would throw a couple of plastic Hawaiian leis on him and go out for a “bachelors party”. They guy wasn’t going to get married, but he (and many times the rest of us) always got tons of free drinks.
No one ever caught on. And several times the guy would get seriously hit on.
Huh. For my bachelor party we all went bowling. ALL of us. Had a great time. Have a great marriage. How strange I must be to some.
Is there some reason this disgusting news is on Free Republic?
Truly, Chicks, Fire Trucks and Guns add an extra edge to any event they're made a part of. Hot chicks in bikinis with Guns, driving fire trucks? (shudder) ....That makes the night 5 for 5, with a walkoff homer.
Sadly, my bachelor party had little if any of these things. :-) Probably that's one reason why Mrs WBill and I are still blissfully married after all these years. :-) :-)
Tom Hanks’ best movie, ever.
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