Your typical Kennedy.
Hey, I resent that remark.
My Kennedy ancestors came to America in the 1700s and had already made their way to Texas by the 1840s. The Massachusetts bunch were failed potato farmers that first came to this country around 1850.
Kennedy was a perfectly respectable name until those damned Massachusetts Kennedys started making the rest of us look bad.
Funny, stories like this don’t get carried by US papers....