"All the moose that's fit to print."
Video here: http://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-news/man-arrested-after-confrontation-during-moose-relocation/28195640
1 posted on
09/26/2014 8:20:06 AM PDT by
Rio
To: Rio
Petting the moose...is that like choking the chicken?
2 posted on
09/26/2014 8:22:08 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(Some people say that experts agree!!)
To: Rio
I know he went on to other illegalities, but is it illegal to pet a moose in the first place?
That's what he was originally arrested for.
3 posted on
09/26/2014 8:24:51 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Rio
There is a right way and a wrong way to pet a bull moose.
The right way is to pet his nose through the fence, after choosing a tame moose used to being around people.
Me and Seymour about a decade ago...
5 posted on
09/26/2014 8:27:08 AM PDT by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
To: Rio
What happened? Did it go wild, and attempt to bite his sister?
6 posted on
09/26/2014 8:27:47 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Rio
I was almost run over by a Moose ,it was like a Tank driving by
7 posted on
09/26/2014 8:28:24 AM PDT by
molson209
(Blank)
To: Rio
Instead, he blew smoke in the officer’s face, hit her arm, stole her taser, and ran away. Best line out of the whole article.
9 posted on
09/26/2014 8:29:19 AM PDT by
dware
(3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
To: Rio
I’d put it on the list with “You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind, You don’t pull the mask off the Lone Ranger . . .”
10 posted on
09/26/2014 8:31:57 AM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Rio
First moose I ever saw in the wild was so big that it covered an entire 2-lane road.
You wouldn’t catch me going anywhere NEAR that thing!
11 posted on
09/26/2014 8:32:03 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
To: Rio
Instead, he blew smoke in the officer’s face, hit her arm, stole her taser, and ran away. Sounds like an officer who needs a little more training. She's lucky she didn't get hurt or killed.
13 posted on
09/26/2014 8:36:48 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Rio
A moose once bit a fellow FReeper’s sister, IIRC.
14 posted on
09/26/2014 8:37:36 AM PDT by
NEMDF
To: Rio
“Patterson had illegal prescription drugs on him...”
I bet he had some of them IN him, too.
15 posted on
09/26/2014 8:40:23 AM PDT by
PLMerite
(Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
To: moose07
You didn’t stomp him hard enough.
17 posted on
09/26/2014 8:44:29 AM PDT by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Rio
Great, story about a moose and a squirrel...
18 posted on
09/26/2014 8:56:38 AM PDT by
Molon Labbie
(Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
To: Pride in the USA; Stillwaters
What a moron.
They wander through my yard on occasion. Any sane and sober person gives them a very wide berth. One of my neighbors' dogs made the mistake of barking at one a few years ago. The dog was behind a chain link fence, which the moose casually stepped over just to kick the dog in the head. The dog is lucky to have survived, but he's now known as "the one-eyed-dog."
19 posted on
09/26/2014 9:01:04 AM PDT by
lonevoice
(Life is short. Make fun of it.)
To: Rio
Patterson, 33, tried to pet the moose even after officers ordered him not to. You just know the story is going downhill from there.
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