As a SEAL with 25,412 confirmed kills and three Medals of Honor who currently suffers from stage 6 cancer of the fingernails, let me say I hate Internet BS artists.
Wait, now it’s 25,413...got one while I was typing.
Did I mention I served alongside Jesse Macbeth?
Oh wow, that’s so...sexy.
Tell me more while I try on the lingerie I took home from my job as a Victoria’s Secret model.