Back in 1992, I was the first US astronaut slated to land on the sun. But when my marriage to Kim Bassinger started falling apart I was kicked out of the program. So I sold penny stocks on a huge basis, bilking millions out of unwitting investors. Then I got convicted of money laundering and spent 2 years in federal prison. Now I am a well known TV evangelist that does TV ads for Sham Wow under a different name with a different wig. I also started facebook and Zuckerburg is just a puppet front man. I’m worth trillions of dollars. I don’t know why people make up stuff about themselves online. Just be honest folks.
Based on your screen name - I bet this is all just a cover. You STILL are an astronaut.
I call BS. Everyone knows it’s Federal PMITA Prison.