Q: Who is Obama’s real father?
A: Frank Marrrr-shal Davis
Q: What is the Mooch’s favorite snack?
A: Cavi-arrrr
Q: What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A: A Squashbuckler!!!
Q: Why is there a 'D' in 'bandana'?
A: If there wasn't, us pirates would be wearing bananas!