Q: Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party? A: Da-Balloons!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini? A: A Squashbuckler!!!
Q: Why is there a 'D' in 'bandana'? A: If there wasn't, us pirates would be wearing bananas!
56 posted on 09/19/2014 7:48:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise
(Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)