[SeekAndFind]

ADD YOUR OWN INNOVATIVE FILM SUMMARY

[edpc]

Sling Blade: Mentally challenged misanthrope commits matricide, gets parole, fixes mowers, eats fried taters, commits homicide.

[Ted Grant]

Not a film, but an episode of Star Trek TOS:

Amok Time: Mr Spock gets the mating urge and attacks Captain Kirk.

[Fresh Wind]

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

Superior aliens arrive on Earth to teach liberalism to Mankind.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[edpc]

After Earth: The expected results of combining nepotism with an over-hyped director.

[Fresh Wind]

ANIMAL HOUSE

Students get drunk.

[edpc]

Kelly’s Heroes: Army misfits and proto-hippies make deal with albino; steal Nazi gold.

[LonePalm]

2001: A Space Odyssey
Singing, Chess playing, computer on spaceship kills crew. Dave sees stars.

TRON
Stunning 8 bit graphics.

Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Treasure seekers and a fortune in gold dust get blown away. Director's father gets to dance.

The Poseidon Adventure
New wave cinema overturns expectations for a lovely cruise.

The Longest Day
Some British and American soldiers decide to visit France. Germans object. Gun play ensues.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[EternalVigilance]

The Shootist:

“Never mess with the bartender. Unless you’re Ron Howard.”

[EternalVigilance]

True Grit:

“Glen Campbell’s lousy acting counterbalanced by the fact that in the end, he dies”

[GeronL]

AVATAR: Pocahontas In Space

[lowbridge]

Its a wonderful life: egotistical narcissist daydreams how his entire hometown would turn into a ghetto if it werent for his existence alone.

[trisham]

LOL!

[lowbridge]

Spinout (1966): elvis wins the race, but doesnt get the girl.

[dfwgator]

To steal from Dennis Leary

The Doors: I’m drunk. I’m nobody. I’m drunk. I’m famous. I’m drunk. I’m f***g dead. “ There’s the whole movie, ok!? ‘Big Fat Dead Guy in a Bathtub’, there’s your title for you.

[kidd]

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
Comedians search for relic

JUMPING JACK FLASH
Relic searches for comedy

(Whoopi Goldberg)

[kidd]

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
Comedians search for relic

JUMPING JACK FLASH
Relic searches for comedy

(Whoopi Goldberg)

[Scoutmaster]

Casablanca:

Guy gets girl, loses girl, gets girl, then gives her away, with Nazis and, I'm shocked!, Dooley Wilson.

[mrs. a]

OLD YELLER

Doggone.