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ZOT Offer From A Private Lender
Here kittie kittie ^ | RASHID

Posted on 09/07/2014 3:27:59 PM PDT by Rashid Ibrahim

Edited on 09/07/2014 5:22:40 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Tax-chick

cup of awe


861 posted on 09/18/2014 5:04:34 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: everyone

Good morning, all.

I think we got that nasty leak in the center of the Milky Way fixed, but we’ll know in a couple of million years.

Now to catch up on emails.


862 posted on 09/18/2014 5:28:36 AM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: Tax-chick

Do other cats as in big cats lions-tigers etc sleep as much our common house cats?


863 posted on 09/18/2014 5:37:07 AM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: dennisw

Lions don’t sleep.

They put the world on pause (paws).


864 posted on 09/18/2014 5:38:08 AM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: null and void; Shimmer1
She’s home!

Thanks for the Great News. Shimmer1, beat someone up. You will feel better and they will not.

865 posted on 09/18/2014 5:44:30 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

I love reading the quotes from Serenity on IMDB.

That particular phrase came when the captain said, If I loved something I’d go after it. No power in the ‘verse could stop me.”

This was followed by one of the crew saying “Tell that to Inara” (a woman the captain obviously loves but doesn’t know how to deal with)


866 posted on 09/18/2014 5:46:38 AM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: no-to-illegals

Sage advice...


867 posted on 09/18/2014 5:52:35 AM PDT by null and void (Only God Himself watches you more closely than the US government.)
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To: ArGee

Stargate had some good lines, too.


868 posted on 09/18/2014 6:15:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Tax-chick

That poor kitteh is about to be bushwhacked by a BIG kitteh! Wish I could have seen that...


869 posted on 09/18/2014 6:25:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables but when I get home, they're just regular donuts.)
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To: fanfan

Yah...donuts. I’ve lost 20 pounds and don’t want to even think about sweet food...except chocolate.

Changing taglines is what I did at work. We had a message whiteboard and I would write a new tagline every day. I think the first was, “Never fry bacon in the nude.”

I was surprised how many people came in to read it and walk away with a smile on their faces.


870 posted on 09/18/2014 6:28:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables but when I get home, they're just regular donuts.)
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To: Monkey Face

Great tagline!

I used to put vocabulary words on people’s desks at my place of employment.

Our water heater isn’t heating. I just called them plumber, and they’ll be out after noon.


871 posted on 09/18/2014 6:39:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: dennisw

Yes, they do - or even more, because they expend more energy in catching their food.


872 posted on 09/18/2014 6:39:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Monkey Face; everyone
bushwhacked by a BIG kitteh!

As long as the plane does not fall out of the sky (smile).
Bullets not carried nor the firearms! As long as the
BIG kitteh does not allow no more damage done.
Just a suggestion, Everyone. No dreams lost and don't carry a phone.

873 posted on 09/18/2014 6:42:16 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I thought muslims (I assume given the OP’s name) were to avoid interest loans or lending?


874 posted on 09/18/2014 6:44:21 AM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: Tax-chick

When household appliences act up at my place I threaten to turn them into yard tools.

I don’t know which frightens them more, being out in the yard or being under my welding torch, but they usually straighten right up.

I do have some odd-looking yard tools, though.


875 posted on 09/18/2014 6:44:39 AM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: Tax-chick

I think the most popular tagline around here is, “If at first you don’t succeed erase all evidence you tried.”


876 posted on 09/18/2014 6:45:46 AM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: PghBaldy

There is always a Great Soldier standing still ... See the past? He’s the Last Rebel on the road but everybody takes him wrong.


877 posted on 09/18/2014 6:46:37 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: ArGee

The water heater might be under warranty. I didn’t even remember that we got a new water heater, but the girl who answered the phone at E.R. Plumbing said they installed it in 2010.

It is significant that Frank was born in 2009, and I didn’t sleep for the next two years.


878 posted on 09/18/2014 6:47:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Tax-chick

usually the heating element is gone. Simple to put in (you screw it in) and 10$ or less at HD

Got to empty out all water first


879 posted on 09/18/2014 6:52:02 AM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: ArGee

Any guy who doesn’t try to repair, mess with, mod the house appliances needs to get his guy card revoked.... just saying .......


880 posted on 09/18/2014 6:56:01 AM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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