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[Rashid Ibrahim]

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[Monkey Face]

Yay, you!!

I have a tendency to second-guess myself about things I’ve read or done, so ignore me. It’s not as bad as it used to be, but it’s not as good as it could be.

[Tax-chick]

If we both look at it multiple times, we should be able to assimilate the information correctly.

[Darksheare]

“Meet the critter that destroyed hopesand dreams on the Orego Trail!”

Great, where is it?

“In the lunchroom food! MWUJH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAA!”

[A sign appears, “You have all died of dysentery.”]

[Tax-chick]

One of my church friends has lost 85 lbs. in the last year. Before, one didn’t really notice her weight, because she as always glamorously dressed and made up, but now she looks almost exactly like Sarah Palin!

[ArGee]

That’s good news.

My left knee has decided it’s really an elbow in a knee’s body and complians constantly.

[moose07]

WoW.
That's impressive.

[Darksheare]

Six stone?
Is that like a six shooter, only with stone?
*Mental image*
“Draw!”
*HUUUUUUUNNNNGGGHUUUUURK! THUD*

[moose07]

Captain caveman had an early Remington.
That is a picture of his speedloader.

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

I just read the important parts again, and so far, so good. By the end of the day, I will be second-guessing myself again, I’m sure.

Time does that.

We have sunshine! I will try to watch the news at 1100, but from what I saw of the interstate, it will be a while before the breach is repaired.

Rain is the desert is such an interesting phenomenon.

[Silentgypsy]

“I’ve never been so emulsified in all my life!”

[no-to-illegals]

Darks, Face was correct. I was wrong. Don't know why typed first two sentences except for is true. Would consider it a favor Darks if I go off-track to receive notice... not a termination notice but a notice or and assailment punctuated with temporary expulsion unless have been so mean as to warrant permanent. Will understand. Kudos, Face. You were correct. Sentences of today have made enemies. One is known by one's enemies. May enemies made have been the enemies should have made. FRiends close ... Enemies Closer. Thank Goodness you had a plan to get us out and away from the thirty mile high up atmosphere of the sulfuric. Every one here has been a blessing. May it be done once more for the Republic ... Be God Willing.

[ArGee]

I’m beginning to get the impression that you actually have been shot in the knee and this isn’t some sort of allegory.

I’m sorry to hear that. How are things going?

Do you need someone to shot for you?

[NoCmpromiz]

Big animals give you much more meat for the effort it takes to cook them.

Plus some for the freezer...

[Gefn]

Maybe that is why baby animals are so cute. You don’t want to eat them so because they are so cute, so they can grow up to be dinner.

[NoCmpromiz]

I got shot in the knee yesterday.

OK... you realize that by now we need more info?

Cortisone?

Or projectile?

[Darksheare]

I fell down a Youtube hole and was watching videos about forgotten firearms.

[Tax-chick]

Back from the dentist. The hygienist and her husband are adopting a little boy from South Korea. She showed me his picture - cute, fat guy about 10 months old. They will have to travel to Korea twice.

[GeronL]

They should try to enjoy South Korea while they are there.

[KC_Lion]

Oh My Goodness!

Congratulations to them!

I can't even imagine the Legal Hurtles though :(