Sex Geckos In Space Must Die - coming this fall from Troma Films.
Any word from the Geico Gecko about this development?
They won’t be saving anyone money on car insurance, that is for sure.
Yeah, but they saved 15% on their car insurance.
The significant part of this story is that fruit flies can apparently survive temperatures of less than -400F degrees!
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did I would like to come back as a sex gecko. Earth bound.
Good, does this mean I don’t have to be punished by those G*d d*man commercials anymore?
And by the way, go ask a body shop what they think of Geico or Progressive insurance.
“And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin’ and jinglin’ a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Gecko Love,........”
But they died with smiles on their faces.
“We can say with confidence”
That’s scientists for you. They couldn’t say it with a little sorrow? Those poor geckos. One minute they’re doing the lizard love boogie, and the next minute they’re lizard Popsicles. Have a little compassion, will you!
“The heating system broke down”
Ring....ring.......ring.....
“Hello. You have reached Acme Heater Service. We’re out fixing the heater on a nuclear submarine right now. Leave your name and number and we’ll call you back........Beep.”
“Hi. This is Bob from the Russian Space Agency. The heater went out on our love lizard satellite. We were wondering if you could get up there to fix it?”
I heard about this earlier. And I heard that they sent up one male with a number of females. So he was in the position of having to service multiple females.
Some liberals would not like this experiment because there was no provision for the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered geckos. The whole experiment was “hetero normative”.
A frozen “love lizard”
Sex geckos. Our tax dollars at work. I guess now they’re frozen assets.
Great. The geckos died, but the flies survived.
The space station will forever be infested with flies.
