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Sex geckos die in orbit on Russian space project
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| 2 September 2014 Last updated at 04:51 ET
Posted on 09/02/2014 7:12:46 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:12:46 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin; Slings and Arrows; null and void
Sex Geckos In Space Must Die - coming this fall from Troma Films.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:13:50 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(ISIS has started up a slave trade in Iraq. Mission accomplshed, Barack, Mission accomplished.)
To: a fool in paradise
The Sex Geckos would make a good name for an “80s tribute” band.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:14:59 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a stBut is it grammatically catement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: BenLurkin
Any word from the Geico Gecko about this development?
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:18:50 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: BenLurkin
They won’t be saving anyone money on car insurance, that is for sure.
To: BenLurkin
"That Just Ain't Right!"
To: BenLurkin
Yeah, but they saved 15% on their car insurance.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:25:04 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: BenLurkin
The significant part of this story is that fruit flies can apparently survive temperatures of less than -400F degrees!
To: BenLurkin
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did I would like to come back as a sex gecko. Earth bound.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:26:04 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
To: TexasCajun
Sex Geckos in Outer Space sounds like another waiting project for the people who brought you Sharknado
To: BenLurkin
Good, does this mean I don’t have to be punished by those G*d d*man commercials anymore?
And by the way, go ask a body shop what they think of Geico or Progressive insurance.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:30:44 AM PDT
by
Minsc
To: Lazamataz
Yeah, but they saved 15% on their car insurance.Everybody knows that.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:31:12 AM PDT
by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(Liars use facts when the truth doesn't suit their purposes.)
To: a fool in paradise
I’ve been lookin for a sex gecko for my whole life.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:31:46 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
("Moderates" are lying manipulative bottom feeding scum.)
To: cripplecreek
Careful what you ask for.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:33:05 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(ISIS has started up a slave trade in Iraq. Mission accomplshed, Barack, Mission accomplished.)
To: Lazamataz
I saved more than that in half the time.
To: BenLurkin
“And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin’ and jinglin’ a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Gecko Love,........”
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:34:38 AM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(Started out with Burgundy but soon hit the harder stuff....)
To: BenLurkin
But they died with smiles on their faces.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:41:30 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:41:50 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: BenLurkin
“We can say with confidence”
That’s scientists for you. They couldn’t say it with a little sorrow? Those poor geckos. One minute they’re doing the lizard love boogie, and the next minute they’re lizard Popsicles. Have a little compassion, will you!
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:45:19 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: BenLurkin
“The heating system broke down”
Ring....ring.......ring.....
“Hello. You have reached Acme Heater Service. We’re out fixing the heater on a nuclear submarine right now. Leave your name and number and we’ll call you back........Beep.”
“Hi. This is Bob from the Russian Space Agency. The heater went out on our love lizard satellite. We were wondering if you could get up there to fix it?”
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:52:07 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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