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1 posted on 08/27/2014 5:42:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Take it out of gear?


2 posted on 08/27/2014 5:44:27 PM PDT by kik5150
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To: nickcarraway

They let women drive?


3 posted on 08/27/2014 5:45:40 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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She’s just practicing for the Costco parking lot.


4 posted on 08/27/2014 5:45:47 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..) n)
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gear shift to neutral and emergency brake gradually.


5 posted on 08/27/2014 5:45:55 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Later, after calming down, she was heard to say “Oh, THAT’s what that pedal is for!”


7 posted on 08/27/2014 5:46:04 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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Put the car in neutral.
11 posted on 08/27/2014 5:50:45 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (Some people say that experts agree!!)
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Operator error.


13 posted on 08/27/2014 5:53:05 PM PDT by Zhang Fei (Let us pray that peace be now restored to the world and that God will preserve it always.)
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reminds me of the women that went for a long drive.. apparently the connection to the battery broke so when she shut off the car it went completely dead.. she had to call 911 to get out because the power locks did not automatically unlock the door for her and the button did not work..

I have yet to see a car that did not have a manual way to unlock the door..

have you?


14 posted on 08/27/2014 5:53:24 PM PDT by cableguymn (It's time for a second political party.)
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it’s great if you’re from mars,

but not if you’re from venus

if you wanna drive a car,

you better have a penis

but if you have a vagina,

a vuvla, or a labia

then stay the hell away from

saudi arabia

/family guy


15 posted on 08/27/2014 5:53:34 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Pilots are trained to deal with this situation since the engines are designed to go full throttle if linkages break.


18 posted on 08/27/2014 5:54:30 PM PDT by kik5150
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neutral, brakes, key off..... tomorrow she may get stuck on a broken escalator.


19 posted on 08/27/2014 5:55:02 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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Ok.. how many systems had to fail for her CC to lock “on”??

My van has a cruise on/off switch. It also has a cruise cancel button.. it also cancels when the push of the brakes.. If for some reason all that fails I can use the - button to drop 1 MPH per push.. push like a mad man and eventually you’ll get below it’s lowest allowed speed (by the programming, mine is 30 MPH) and it’ll cancel. It also has a light to indicate cruise is on, and another to indicate it is set.

how badly buggered up was this car?

Now I could see the throttle sticking and causing her to think the CC was still on.


24 posted on 08/27/2014 5:57:35 PM PDT by cableguymn (It's time for a second political party.)
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not even a blonde joke!


27 posted on 08/27/2014 6:01:21 PM PDT by EDINVA
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“She was screaming. She was in a bad psychological state but we tried our best to calm her down before acting to stop her car,” said Major Sultan bin Youkha, acting director of Umm Al Quwain traffic police.

Major Sultan bin....uh, whatever...Skyhook, then went on to say that she would be stoned to death at sunrise for driving a car without a male present and her face not covered.

(Oh, that's racist...I'm a bad boy.)

(Wait...mooselimb is not a race, is it?)

29 posted on 08/27/2014 6:10:25 PM PDT by OldSmaj (obama is a worthless mohametan. Impeach his ass now!)
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She was screaming. She was in a bad psychological state but we tried our best to calm her down

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Good luck there. Perhaps you should instead try your best to win the lottery.


30 posted on 08/27/2014 6:13:08 PM PDT by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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What is MBZ?


31 posted on 08/27/2014 6:13:52 PM PDT by dalereed
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75 mph.


38 posted on 08/27/2014 6:21:44 PM PDT by Timmy
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Should have rammed it into the nearest brick building with swords embedded in the walls and pointing out, with the swords all dripping with lye and the rabid Rottweilers that guard the building but the Rottweilers have killer bees in their fur and the bees come out all angry and they have little tiny running chainsaws.


41 posted on 08/27/2014 6:28:21 PM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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This would be great for the plot of a movie with Sandra Al-Bullock.


45 posted on 08/27/2014 6:51:01 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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kmph

Killer Miles Per Hour?

59 posted on 08/27/2014 8:02:01 PM PDT by Disambiguator (#cornedbeef)
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