Ain't nobody hit my sister what ain't married to her!"
Jaw D.R.O.P.
I just saw an episode in which a woman was living with her current boyfriend, her ex-boyfriend and her 2 kids who were sired by at least one other male. As you can imagine, she was a ravishing petite flower.
My favorite episode was the one where that cop was busting out the front windows of a house on fire. Yelling for the occupants to get out. The house is on fire!
Except he had the wrong house. The house on fire was next door.
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That’s hilarious. I remember an episode of a young man being cuffed by a cop. He looks over his left shoulder and asks the cop, “What I did?”
Mine was the guy who offered the following, when asked about the car he was driving, “It’s my car. I stole it, so now it’s mine.” He was completely serious. To him, theft was a legitimate way of acquiring something.