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Things I've learned from watching C.O.P.S.
Facebook ^ | ongoing | walford

Posted on 08/27/2014 10:52:27 AM PDT by walford

If you say "I didn't do nothing man" enough times, the officer will typically think, "ya know, this man is so adamant that he's innocent, I believe him. I'll let him go."

If you struggle hard enough with the police while they're trying to put cuffs on you, the officers will typically think, "this one has spirit; I'll let him go."

The one with no shirt is the innocent man.

Only innocent people run from the police. "I wuz scurred!"

Even if the officer finds contraband on the subject, if he's black, the officer is in reality hassling him on account of race.

When an officer comes upon a huge mess involving blood, destroyed property, etc. and gets conflicting stories about what happened, the one who said "nothing" is the one telling the truth.

There is a dope fairy out there who randomly tosses dope into houses, cars, unsuspecting people's pockets, etc. The fact that these people always have criminal records involving dope is irrelevant. Therefore, the officer should always believe the subject when he says, "it's not mine, man."

When a car with dark windows is finally stopped after a long chase by the police, nobody was driving.


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To: edpc
The biggest thing I learned from COPS is I don’t want to go anywhere near El Paso, TX or Jacksonville, FL.

Or Albuquirky.

81 posted on 08/27/2014 12:47:27 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: walford

I learned my family wasn’t so bad after all.

It was a great lesson for my girls growing up about the type of people they didn’t want to hang with or become.


82 posted on 08/27/2014 12:50:11 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Perception wins all the battles. Reality wins all the wars.)
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To: Boogieman

Is inhaling spray paint a crime?

I realize it’s a very bad idea, but a crime? What do they call it?


83 posted on 08/27/2014 12:54:23 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Perception wins all the battles. Reality wins all the wars.)
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To: Da Coyote

“Anyone waht watched COPS and isn’t on the side of the police has the IQ of a Holder.”

One thing I’ve learned after watching COPS. They are a lot more respectful and patient with cameras running.

I have been harshly critical of cops on many of these threads here. I’m not anti-cop. I’m anti bad cop. Hell, I know there are a lot of bad, crazy, sorry, good-for-nothing, white trash, pos people out there. Even they don’t deserve summery execution though.


84 posted on 08/27/2014 12:57:48 PM PDT by saleman (?)
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To: walford

It made me surprised more cops don’t just burst into flames.

Imagine what real punishment might do?

Public hangings, pubic canings, the stocks, hard labor...


85 posted on 08/27/2014 1:01:12 PM PDT by polymuser ( Enough is enough.)
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To: walford
Also from Foxworthy...

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail at 2am. A GREAT friend will be sitting there beside you saying, 'Wasn't that sumthin?'"

86 posted on 08/27/2014 1:07:15 PM PDT by wbill
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To: saleman

All the more reason to be in favor of police wearing body cams.

It is more than probable if Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson was wearing one on that fateful day, there would have been no riots, no looting and no Al Sharpton.


87 posted on 08/27/2014 1:48:19 PM PDT by walford (http://natural-law-natural-religion.blogspot.com/)
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To: IYAS9YAS

“Or Albuquirky.”

No joke. They will kill you there. With impunity.

(Coming from an Albuquirky ex-pat...)


88 posted on 08/27/2014 2:03:50 PM PDT by LaRueLaDue
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To: Sherman Logan

“Is inhaling spray paint a crime?”

They probably got him for public intoxication or something, as he was on the streets and obviously quite impaired. I think some states do have laws specifically against intentionally inhaling toxic substances.


89 posted on 08/27/2014 2:56:55 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: walford

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90 posted on 08/27/2014 3:01:17 PM PDT by QBFimi (/...o.o/.o...ooo/...o.o...o/ooo/...o.o/.o/ooo.//o..o./. o.)
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To: walford

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91 posted on 08/27/2014 3:01:17 PM PDT by QBFimi (/...o.o/.o...ooo/...o.o...o/ooo/...o.o/.o/ooo.//o..o./. o.)
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To: All

If a woman is busted in a prostitution sting, has no money on her and was earlier dropped off from a gaudy vehicle being driven by a guy with lots of heavy gold-filled jewelry, the cops have every reason to believe her when she protests, “I ain’t got no pimp!”


92 posted on 08/27/2014 4:57:06 PM PDT by walford (http://natural-law-natural-religion.blogspot.com/)
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To: prof.h.mandingo

There’s a sociologist or some such in England who interviewed thousands of inmates in England. Every single one told him that he got into crime because “I fell in with a bad lot.” He never met anyone who WAS the bad lot.


93 posted on 08/27/2014 8:17:50 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan
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To: Arthur McGowan

And their parents are the same way. When their little angel does monstrous things, they swear up and down that it was because they were with people who were a bad influence. Their kid is never the bad influence.

I hate to keep bringing Michael Brown up, but when his mother was saying that releasing videos of him grabbing a man’s throat because he dared follow him after being robbed was “character assassination” it was clear to me that she never raised her son to experience limitations/consequences.

So when they experience it for the first time in their lives, their outrage typically turns violent.


94 posted on 08/27/2014 8:25:23 PM PDT by walford (http://natural-law-natural-religion.blogspot.com/)
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To: walford

You are immune to that jungle of Poison Ivy you just ran through and just rolled around in.


95 posted on 08/27/2014 8:47:08 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
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To: Lou L

“Adults whose lives are subject to random chance and happenstance; they’re never the cause, always the victim.”

apparently taking their queues from the president


96 posted on 08/27/2014 10:06:53 PM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: Nailbiter

Just saw an article that a C.O.P.S sound technician was killed in a police shoot out in Omaha with a perp with a pellet pistol. Tech was wearing body armor, but was still somehow shot by the cop. How bad of timing is this???? :(


97 posted on 08/28/2014 5:54:08 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Everything I needed to know about Islam was written on 11 Sep 2001)
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To: catfish1957

Body armor does not guarantee you will survive.
I have not seen or heard as yet if gunshot missed the armor or penetrated.

It is bad situation all around, however I am surprised that this has not occurred before.

Camera person or technician getting caught between shooters and cops.


98 posted on 08/28/2014 6:02:28 AM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: Nailbiter

One thing I learned from COPS.

There are some very stupid criminals amongst us


99 posted on 08/28/2014 6:05:18 AM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: catfish1957; Nailbiter

I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often and do not blame the police. These camera operators are as brave as any journalist in a war zone. RIP Bryce Dion.


100 posted on 08/28/2014 6:06:33 AM PDT by walford (http://natural-law-natural-religion.blogspot.com/)
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