A Real Live Gnome in Pennsylvania?

Earthfiles.com ^ | 23AUG2014 | Linda Moulton Howe

[4yearlurker]

I’m convinced! That’s a Gnome alright.

[Flag_This]

In 1200 A.D., a Swedish man named Frederik Ugarph found a hard wood statue only about six inches (15 cm) high of a little person wearing a conical hat ...on a pedestal engraved with the words: “NISSE Riktig Storrelse.” That means, “Gnome, actual height.”

"My father and I also took comparison pictures to determine the height of this creature. It stands approximately 44-inches tall."

Based on Ugarph's testimony, the evidence clearly indicates it can't be a gnome if it's 44 inches tall.

[edwinland]

“. The images were taken consecutively and 1-second apart. It is not a leaf in the foreground or any type of weed or plant. My camera detects heat and motion, so whatever this was, it gave off heat and also moved.”

A motion detector that also senses heat? Sounds a bit extreme. Out of idle curiosity I checked the website he linked and ii found as mention of motion detecting but no mention of heat sending.

[Moltke]

Big whoop.

What did you hit it with?

[Jack Hydrazine]

It looks like it has only a motion detector. Some of these cameras do have an infrared flash, but this one only has incandescent.

[Ditter]

Gnomes and Bigfoot in western PA? I seriously doubt it.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

But, do they taste like chicken?

[Jack Hydrazine]

Don’t you know about the Travelocity Roaming Gnome? He has his own Twitter account.
https://twitter.com/RoamingGnome

He was probably taking a vacation there!

[Ditter]

The only thing missing in this article is the word “portal”. When ever I hear anyone mention the word “portal” I discount everything else that they have said or written. Right behind that word is gnome and bigfoot.

[Jack Hydrazine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU-ZM3xoYag

[lee martell]

That could describe quite a lot of things, hey?

[kanawa]

As Dorothee is wont to say,
"There's no race like gnome".

[lee martell]

Proper nomenclature of Faeries is most often based on comparative size density; i.e.When the Troll can no longer fit under a rock he is then called an Ogre. Hence, you have a “Michael Mooooore.”

[Rodamala]

Cabin Fever?

[MuttTheHoople]

This him?

[razzle9251]

Why not? There is a leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQBSNiNnVU

[BenLurkin]

[Svartalfiar]

[BenLurkin]

So that’s what became of Rocky Bleier.

[tet68]

Fear of elves made Montreal man get powerful guns

Jack, I’ll try and remember that for when they come
for mine.