Posted on 08/15/2014 11:13:20 PM PDT by nickcarraway
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that alcohol does bad things to good people. The results of which have never been made clearer than by these altered alcohol bottle labels.
Question their accuracy. Go on, we dare you.
True story. True, true story.
If only your frenemy hadn’t recorded the evidence.
Anyone care to fill us in on what happened? Anyone?
Literally everywhere.
The reason our phone is full of selfies with a stranger and the toilet attendant.
We didn’t eat dinner so it doesn’t count. In your face.
NOOOOO.
Cool. That’s all the things that make partying fun. I’m down with it.
My bottles say “Irresistable to women Juice” and, “No Eyebrows”
And they lock up people for cannabis. Sad pathetic hypocritical fascists.
My ‘Pinch’ label translates into: “Bullet-proof & Invisible” :)
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